bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:

The British call them crisps.

The Americans call them chips.

But i will always prefer the Norwegian one, potetgull, which directly translates to potato gold.

honhontatertot:

ichiyume:

Am i funny yet

I COUGHED UP A LUNG

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

teal-deer:

buttsofjustice:

gamer-of-thrones:

I wish I could reblog this thousands of times

omg

… pfffffffffffff 

do not forget my name 

Perfect

blfreakworld:

circusbones:

gregore:

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

^^^

jimcavill:

kellyangel:

I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so there might be 1 or 2 teensy errors…. 

SO ACCURATE.

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

patoisprettyfly:

fuckyeahnorwegian:

Et vennskap blir tatt til nye høyder når en ser hverandres bunad.

I don’t speak viking but that looks metal as fuck.